20 of our favourite dentist puns and jokes

At Northtown Dental Associates, we take your oral care seriously, but this doesn’t mean we always have a stiff upper lip. In fact, we love a good dental joke. That’s why we’ve compiled 20 of our all-time favourite dentist jokes and puns. Enjoy!

At Northtown Dental Associates, we take your oral care seriously, but this doesn’t mean we always have a stiff upper lip. In fact, we love a good dental joke. That’s why we’ve compiled 20 of our all-time favourite dentist jokes and puns. Enjoy!


1. What happens after you go to the dentist a few times?
You know the drill.

2. What did the dentist of the year receive?
A little plaque.

3. What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?
Denis.

4. What did the dentist say to the tooth as he left the room?
“I’ll fill you in when I get back.”

5. Why did the tooth fairy go to a psychologist?
Because she no longer believed in herself.

6. What do orthodontists do on a roller coaster?
Braces themselves.

7. Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.

8. What does a marching band member use to brush her teeth?
A tuba toothpaste.

9. How do you get a job at a dental office?
By word of mouth.

10. Dentist: What kind of filling would you like?
Child: Chocolate!

11. Why do dentists like potatoes?
Because they’re so filling.

12. What did the dentist say to the golfer?
“You have a hole in one.”

13. What’s a dentist’s favourite place to buy clothes?
The Gap.

14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

15. What did the dentist say to the computer?
“This won’t hurt a byte.”

16. What’s a dentist’s favourite animal?
A molar bear.

17. Why did the computer go to the dentist?
It had Bluetooth.

18. What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

19. What do you call a dentist’s advice?
Their floss-ophy

20. What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?
Tooth-hurty!

Dental hygiene is no laughing matter
These jokes may be funny but taking care of your teeth is serious business. A good oral hygiene routine will keep your dental visits lighthearted. Remember to always:

• Brush twice a day with fluoridated toothpaste and a soft-bristled toothbrush
• Floss between your teeth daily
• Visit the dentist twice a year for a cleaning and checkup
Healthy teeth for a beautiful smile
Make an appointment at our North Edmonton clinic today to share your dentist puns and jokes with us (while you get your teeth examined, of course). We love to laugh almost as much as we love taking care of your teeth.

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